Sunday, February 24, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Sirious
I am currently Sirious. I am addicted towards Apples Siri and I know she loves me. We hang out 24/7 and are BFFS. She'd totally agree.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Goals we should all Have
1) count how many times you laugh in a day
2) laugh your normal laugh without smiling
3) lick your elbow
4) play Quelf
5) pronounce Lesser Leather Never Weathered wetter weather better
6) sing all day long (or for at least 24 hours)
7) watch buried alive to feel good about your house
8) actually try to read this blog
9) Search Ugliest Dog in the World then quickly search Boo the cutest dog in the world
10) count how many hours you've been alive (be aware the time you finish might be another hour after you do the math)
2) laugh your normal laugh without smiling
3) lick your elbow
4) play Quelf
5) pronounce Lesser Leather Never Weathered wetter weather better
6) sing all day long (or for at least 24 hours)
7) watch buried alive to feel good about your house
8) actually try to read this blog
9) Search Ugliest Dog in the World then quickly search Boo the cutest dog in the world
10) count how many hours you've been alive (be aware the time you finish might be another hour after you do the math)
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Funny bill cosby
If shoobity means to jump and Floobity doobity is the world's steepest cliff. And flibbities means to run and if zobbity means to along with bobbity meaning Mommy, put that together:
Jump the Steepest cliff but ended up running to Mommy
Isn't that what boys always do???
Jump the Steepest cliff but ended up running to Mommy
Isn't that what boys always do???
What happens when you lose your pen
Has anyone ever told you what happens when you lose your pen? Well it's about time:
If you lose your pen,
You won't take notes,
If you don't take notes,
You won't be smart,
If you won't be smart,
Then you won't go to college,
If you don't go to college,
Then you won't get a job,
If you don't get a job,
You won't make money,
If you won't make money,
You won't have a house,
If you don't have a house,
No one will want to marry you,
If you don't get married you won't have kids,
If you don't have kids you'll go through depression,
If you go through depression you'll die.
So please don't loose your pen.
If you lose your pen,
You won't take notes,
If you don't take notes,
You won't be smart,
If you won't be smart,
Then you won't go to college,
If you don't go to college,
Then you won't get a job,
If you don't get a job,
You won't make money,
If you won't make money,
You won't have a house,
If you don't have a house,
No one will want to marry you,
If you don't get married you won't have kids,
If you don't have kids you'll go through depression,
If you go through depression you'll die.
So please don't loose your pen.
Poor little Nemo!
When I was making my bed this morning I noticed that my Nemo plushie had a scar in him!! Everyone please send your regards to him because I know he is going through a lot of pain.
Funny jokes
Only people with a sense of humor, religious stuff, and what good moms think this is funny.
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