What happens when you lose your pen

Has anyone ever told you what happens when you lose your pen? Well it's about time:


If you lose your pen,
You won't take notes,
If you don't take notes,
You won't be smart,
If you won't be smart,
Then you won't go to college,
If you don't go to college,
Then you won't get a job,
If you don't get a job,
You won't make money,
If you won't make money,
You won't have a house,
If you don't have a house,
No one will want to marry you,
If you don't get married you won't have kids,
If you don't have kids you'll go through depression,
If you go through depression you'll die.
So please don't loose your pen.